Cartoon created to accompany a Personnel department "Mission Statement".
The "authoring" of this mission-critical blurb was developed by a crack team of corporate comunications professionals, hand-picked for their razor-sharp "core competency", i.e. Spewing Gobbledygook*.
As a lover of clear concise English, I had to let the air out.
*pretentious verbiage
We
improve productivity of corporate headquarters by the continuous process of
providing qualified candidates for vacancies, in a timely, professional manner
ensuring progress toward full utilization.
