Cartoon created to accompany a Personnel department "Mission Statement".

The "authoring" of this mission-critical blurb was developed by a crack team of corporate comunications professionals, hand-picked for their razor-sharp "core competency", i.e. Spewing Gobbledygook*.

As a lover of clear concise English, I had to let the air out.


*pretentious verbiage

We improve productivity of corporate headquarters by the continuous process of providing qualified candidates for vacancies, in a timely, professional manner ensuring progress toward full utilization.